Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you
are like "oh, man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant
cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think "well,
at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs you in the eye
again, and again and again.
Eventually this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter and you begin to lose control of your
motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall off out of
your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in
your anus, where it rests comfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what using Mac OS X is like.